me as a strapping elementary schooler: haha you study to do good in tests? can’t relate
me, now living with the consequences: hehhahhheha…….. so um.. how do u do that.….. um ….. study thing. how does that happen
Dearly Beloved | Rey and Kylo Ren
- Their reed broke.
- They forgot to eat this morning.
- Bach.
- They have an audition soon.
- Their favorite practice room was taken.
- They realized they haven’t seen the sun in two weeks.
- They saw a dog when they looked out their teacher’s window.
- They’re awake.
- They’ve been awake for 18 hours and rehearsal isn’t over.
- They got a lower chair than they wanted.
- They got a higher chair than they were prepared for.
- They just had an audition.
- Messiaen.
- They remembered the Katzenklavier existed.
- They have to memorize Gregorian chant.
- Their teacher scolded them.
- Their teacher complimented them.
- They were asked to perform ‘for exposure.’
- Someone asked what they planned to do after graduation.
- They heard an Otamatone.
- They ran out of caffeine.
- Their department’s funding was cut. Again.
- They are currently auditioning.
- They had to choose between performing one concert or performing a different concert.
- Wagner. (The asshole.)
- The price of Young Artist Programs.
- The price of YAP applications.
- Someone put their flute on a music stand.
- Their mute fell out on stage.
- Their teacher is retiring.
- Their favorite performer tweeted back at them.
- Someone PAID THEM TO PERFORM.
- They finally hit that note.
- They can finally go to sleep.
Because they want a new horn lol
A plane carrying the Brazilian Serie A football team Chapecoense has crashed in Colombia. It has been confirmed 76 of the 81 people travelling on board have died. The team were travelling to compete in the Final of the Copa Sudamericana against Medellin team, Atletico Nacional, the biggest match in Chapecoense’s history. Defender Alan Ruschel is the only player to have been confirmed as one of the current 5 survivors. At this time, reports suggest that goalkeepers Jackson Follman and Marcos Danilo have also survived. Thoughts and prayers go out to everyone affected by this devastating news. The whole footballing world is with you. #ForçaChapecoense
UPDATE: Sadly Marcos Danilo died in hospital after being pulled from the wreckage alive. It is also reported defender Neto is alive